See, this is why I’m glad I’m not learning English as a second language. If I were a native Bhutanese Dzongha speaker, for example, I’d be hard-pressed to differentiate between the King of the Wild ...

Leftover mashed potatoes make for great croquettes, and you can add other flavoring ingredients as instructed by your alien overlords: bacon, ground beef, cheese, herbs, whatever sounds good. Just ...