So, David Beckham flew all the way from Los Angeles to London so he could sit on the bench for the friendly against Slovakia and play 10 minutes of garbage time once England had a four goal lead ...
*fanfare plays, followed by an unenthusiastic interlude of vuvuzelas playing in descending chromatics and gradually quietening*. Aaaah - Silence. This parody should look a bit more insightful than my ...